EST 2017 · WATERFORD, WI

The Menu

Wisconsin’s funnest sports bar. Award-winning thin crust, smash burgers, and Friday fish fry done the right way.

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Appetizers

To Get You Started

Garlic Bread

Buttery, classic garlic bread.

Garlic Cheesy Bread

Our classic garlic bread topped with mozzarella and provolone cheese.

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Buffalo Chicken Dip

Tender smoked chicken breast mixed with a creamy, cheesy buffalo spread and served with house-made pita chips.

Duck Bacon & Sweet Corn Wontons

A decadent filling of duck bacon, charred sweet corn and cream, stuffed inside a crescent-shaped wonton wrapper. Four pieces served with our own Sriracha Honey or Thai Chili dipping sauce.

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Chicken Tenders

3 premium white-meat tenderloins, seasoned breading, fried crisp.

Cheese Curds

Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds served with marinara sauce or ranch.

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Breaded Mozzarella Sticks

4 whole milk mozz sticks, Italian breadcrumb breading with pecorino, garlic & parsley. Fried crisp, served with ranch or marinara.

Bang Bang Shrimp

A third pound of shrimp, lightly seasoned and breaded, fried to perfection and then tossed in a sweet and spicy sauce and garnished with chopped scallions.

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Bavarian Soft Pretzel

8″ MKE Pretzel Company soft pretzel baked in our pizza oven, brushed with butter and sprinkled with coarse salt. Served with house-made honey mustard or beer cheese.

Baked Jalapeño Poppers

Fresh jalapeños halved & seeded, stuffed with creamy cheese, crispy bacon, and cheddar, topped with seasoned panko, and baked to golden crisp. Heat, creaminess, and crunch in every bite!

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Spanky’s Fried Pickles

Thick cut pickle chips tossed in seasoned breadcrumbs, fried crispy golden. Served with your choice of dipping sauce. Dilly crunch perfection!

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Sides

Onion Rings · French Fries · Tots.

Salads

Greens & Bowls

Dressings – Ranch · Blue Cheese · Balsamic Vinaigrette · Italian · French · Honey Mustard
Add Chicken to any Salad

Antipasto Salad

Pepperoni, fresh mozzarella cheese, oven roasted tomatoes, fire-grilled artichoke hearts, banana peppers, red onions, black and green olives over chopped romaine lettuce.

House Salad

Chopped romaine lettuce, black olives, tomatoes and banana peppers.

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Chicken Cobb Salad

Romaine lettuce with your choice of fried or grilled chicken, hard-boiled eggs, bacon, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers and shredded cheddar cheese.

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Loaded Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce blend drenched in our bold Caesar dressing, loaded with crispy garlic croutons, shaved Parmesan, and a squeeze of fresh lemon. Add protein: grilled chicken or shrimp,

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Soup of the Day

Cozy Bowls
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Friday Seafood Chowder

Creamy New England-style with clams, shrimp, potatoes, bacon, corn, celery & fresh herbs. House-made perfection. Cup or bowl.

Available Fridays.

French Onion Soup

Slow beer-braised onions in savory broth, finished with house-made garlic crostini and melted provolone & parmesan. Ultimate cozy bowl — available dine-in only.

Wings

Tossed & Sauced
Choose Your Style
Traditional Bone-In or Boneless
Not Served on Fridays
Dipping Blue Cheese or Ranch
Heads Up Not Served on Fridays
Sauce Rule Orders of 5 wings — one sauce only · All other quantities limited to 2 sauces
Legend 🔥 = Spicy

Wing Sauces

Garlic Parmesan · Thai Chili · Sweet BBQ · Sweet Heat 🔥 · Buffalo 🔥 · Buffalo Garlic 🔥 · Honey Sriracha · Buffalo Ranch · Teriyaki BBQ Jerk · Bacon Garlic Parm

Dry Rubs

Spanky’s BBQ · Cajun Bayou · Bloody Mary · Mardi Gras Creole · Lemon Garlic Parmesan

Sandwiches & Wraps

Handhelds

Price includes house-made chips. Substitute French Fries, Tots or Side Salad · Onion Rings or Soup of the Day.

Sandwich Dressings & Sauces – Ranch · Blue Cheese · Honey Mustard · Sriracha Mayo · Cajun Remoulade · Thousand Island · Beer Cheese · Italian Beef Gravy · or any of our Wing Sauces.

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack, mozzarella, American or provolone cheese sandwich toasted to gooey perfection. Ask your server for bread choices.

Philly Cheesesteak

Our version of the Philly classic with 6 oz of grilled, sliced steak and grilled green peppers and onions with your choice of provolone or beer cheese. Served on a fresh Philly roll. Double Meat 12oz available.

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Cajun Chicken Sandwich

Grilled chicken breast with Cajun seasoning on our amazing grilled brioche bun with pepper jack cheese, bacon and our house-made Cajun remoulade.

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Grilled Chicken Caprese Sandwich

Grilled chicken with melted fresh mozzarella cheese, tomato, fresh spinach, basil pesto and a drizzle of balsamic reduction on our amazing grilled brioche bun.

Chicken Sandwich

Your choice of grilled or fried all-white meat chicken breast on our amazing grilled brioche bun, with your choice of toppings.

Pulled Pork Sandwich

Spanky’s slow-roasted pulled pork finished with either Sweet BBQ or Carolina Mustard BBQ sauce, topped with house-made coleslaw and served on a grilled brioche bun.

Cuban Sandwich

Spanky’s slow-roasted pulled pork, shaved ham, Swiss cheese, pickles and mustard on a pressed French roll.

Italian Beef Sandwich

Slow-roasted, thinly sliced Italian beef dipped in our Italian gravy and served on a grilled Italian loaf with mild or hot giardiniera. Add Provolone, Beer Cheese or Extra Gravy.

Oven-Roasted Turkey Bacon Club

Slow-roasted turkey breast, thick-sliced bacon, shaved ham, and your choice of cheese stacked with lettuce, tomato, and a drizzle of hot honey or mayo on toasted sourdough or wheat bread.

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Chicken Caesar Wrap

Your choice of grilled or fried chicken, crisp romaine, croutons, parmesan cheese, drizzled with our house Caesar dressing in a flour or spinach tortilla.

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Grilled or Fried Chicken Wrap

Your choice of grilled or fried all-white meat chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle. Add your favorite wing sauce or dressing.

Smash Burgers

Smashed & Stacked

Smash Hamburger or Cheeseburger*

Topped with your choice of cheese, shredded lettuce, pickle, tomato and onion on a grilled brioche bun. Single · Double.

The Spanky Smash Burger*

Our signature burger! Two seared 1/4-pound steak smash patties topped with pepper jack cheese, bacon, onion rings, homemade Cajun remoulade, and LPTO. Served on a grilled brioche bun.

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The Darla Smash Burger*

Our mushroom Swiss smash burger! Two 1/4-pound steak smash patties piled high with grilled mushrooms, onions, Swiss cheese, and LPTO. Served on a grilled brioche bun.

The Oh’ Boy*

A Wisconsin classic! Two seared 1/4 lb steak smash burgers with American cheese, thousand island, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickle on a grilled brioche bun.

Jalapeño Curd Smash Burger*

Two seared 1/4 steak smash burgers with pepper jack cheese and quick-pickle jalapeños, topped with Wisconsin cheese curds and jalapeño aioli, served on a grilled brioche bun.

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Frisco Patty Melt*

Two 1/4 lb steak smash patties with Swiss and American cheese, grilled onions and tangy Frisco sauce. Served on grilled sourdough bread.

Guacamole Smash Burger*

Two 1/4 lb steak smash patties with crispy edges, pepper jack cheese, roasted corn guac, fried jalapeños, and chipotle mayo on a grilled brioche bun. Southwest vibes, Spanky’s style!

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Pizza

Crust to Crown
Create Your Own
Hand-Tossed Thin Crust or Pinsa Romana

Dive into pizza perfection at Spanky’s! Start with our award-winning, super-thin house-made crust for that classic crispy bite — or try our exciting new Pinsa Romana crust, a lighter, Roman-inspired style with a delightfully crispy exterior, soft airy interior, and easier digestibility thanks to its unique blend and long fermentation.

Choose your base: house-made red sauce · creamy white Alfredo · bold vodka sauce · or fresh herb pesto. Every pizza gets loaded with premium local Wisconsin mozzarella and provolone, baked to gooey, golden perfection. Build your dream pie exactly how you like it!

Toppings
  • Artichoke Hearts
  • Black Olives
  • Green Olives
  • Spinach
  • Fresh Basil
  • Fresh Garlic
  • Sun-Dried Tomatoes
  • Fresh Tomatoes
  • Green Peppers
  • Banana Peppers
  • Jalapeño Peppers
  • Onions
  • Pineapple
  • Fresh Mushrooms
  • Canned Mushrooms
  • Mild Giardiniera
  • Hot Giardiniera
  • Anchovies
  • Chicken Breast
  • Ground Beef*
  • Dill Pickles
  • Ham
  • Pepperoni
  • Sausage
  • Blue Cheese
  • Shaved Parmesan
  • Cheddar Cheese
10″
10″ GF
14″
16″
18″
Pinsa 7×12″

Specialty Pizzas

Veggie Pizza

Artichoke hearts, black olives, green olives, fresh garlic, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, green peppers, onions, fresh mushrooms, mozzarella and provolone cheese.

Sausage à la Vodka Pizza

Vodka sauce, mozzarella and provolone cheese, sausage and shaved parmesan. Topped with fresh basil!

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Margherita or Caprese Pizza

Fresh mozzarella and provolone cheese, tomatoes, fresh garlic and basil, with a drizzle of virgin olive oil. Add balsamic reduction to make it a Caprese Pizza!

BBQ Chicken Pizza

Tangy BBQ sauce, grilled chicken breast, onions, mozzarella and provolone cheese. Topped with fresh cilantro!

The Luisa

Olive oil base (no sauce), sausage, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, ricotta, mozzarella and provolone cheese. A must-try from the menu of Luisa’s in Salem, WI, owned by our good friend Paul De Luisa.

Spanky’s Meat Pizza

Loaded with pepperoni, ground beef, bacon, ham, sausage, grilled chicken, mozzarella and provolone cheese.

Dill Pickle Pizza

Tangy dill pickle slices on our signature thin crust, slathered in ranch or rich Alfredo sauce, blanketed with gooey Wisconsin mozzarella and provolone, then topped with fresh dill. Crispy, creamy, and seriously addictive!

Tuscan Pizza

Pesto sauce, grilled artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomatoes, garlic, mozzarella and provolone cheeses with your choice of grilled chicken or sausage.

Supreme Pizza

Pepperoni, sausage, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, onions, mozzarella and provolone cheese.

Pastas & Bowls

Carbs & Comfort

*Please be advised: consuming raw or undercooked meat, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. Thoroughly cooking these foods reduces the risk of foodborne illness.

Grilled Chicken Pesto Pasta

Tender grilled chicken tossed with cavatappi pasta in our vibrant, nut-free basil pesto sauce. Finished with roasted tomatoes, artichoke hearts, a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil, and shaved parmesan cheese. Fresh, hearty, and packed with flavor!

Wisco Mac & Cheese

Tender cavatappi pasta tossed in our rich, creamy beer cheese sauce, topped with shaved aged cheddar and served with garlic bread.

Add pulled pork, green onions and a BBQ drizzle for .

Friday Fish Fry

Wisconsin Tradition

Atlantic cod, freshwater yellow perch, and shrimp. Lightly breaded and fried to perfection. Each fish fry comes with marble rye, coleslaw, tartar sauce, and a side of your choice: French fries, tater tots, onion rings, potato pancakes, soup of the day, clam chowder, or side salad. Baked cod also available.

Cod — Baked – Panko Breaded or Beer Battered

Plain, salt & pepper, lemon pepper, or Cajun.

Lake Perch — Fried

 

Lightly breaded freshwater yellow perch.

Combo Basket

 

2 pc cod and 3 pc perch — the best of both.

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Hand-Breaded Shrimp

 

Ten hand-breaded shrimp with all the fish fry sides.

Perch Po’ Boy

 

Lightly breaded fried perch on a grilled hoagie with lettuce, tomato, onion. Tartar, jalapeño tartar or Cajun remoulade.

Cod Sandwich

 

Lightly breaded fried cod loins on grilled brioche with lettuce, tomato, onion.